Bacon and Southern Belles

The outfit says I just got back from a Dukes of Hazzard convention. But the mimosa says I like to be classy when eating breakfast.

Is that bacon porn??

After seeing this image, I now know what it's like when doves cry.

Lezbacon

Fun fact: This is the exact same method a bird feeds it's young.

Baconwear

The perfect outfit for those summer music festivals.

The Tease

Forks? Napkins? Classy women use their hands.

The bacon dress

For the girl who wants to look fashionable while posing in sneakers in her kitchen.

Bacon Brassiere

Lifts, supports, and can feed an entire fraternity.

WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR

This site is devoted to two of my favorite things in the world: bacon and women. Lets face it, bacon is the greatest food on the planet. It's cheap, it's tasty, it emits a powerful aroma (some would call it a pheromone). For vegetarians it's the gateway meat to relapsing into omnivorous or carnivorous behavior. In fact, vegetarian science secretly loves bacon; otherwise it would not go to such great lengths to replicate it in vegetarian form. Women on the other hand are the greatest thing to happen to men since morning wood. They are mysterious, alluring, vexing individuals; able to rob men of their logic and speech and frustrate us to no end. That being said, this website is about having a sense of humor and an appreciation of women and bacon. You can almost call it gastronomical feminism.

FORMALITY MUMBO JUMBO - Bacon is Hot is a website devoted to showcasing pictures of bacon and pretty girls. The majority of our pictures are found via Flickr or user submissions. We are not here to make profit, we just want to make people laugh or smile. If you are the original owner or the subject of a photo and wish to be credited or wish the image taken down, simply email us at eyebacon@gmail.com and we will accommodate. Otherwise please feel free to submit as many photos as you wish.

SUBMISSION GUIDELINES - Bacon is Hot retains the right to publish your submission at our own discretion. We also reserve the right to use and modify submissions as standard procedure. When you submit materials, you are granting us the right to a royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, fully sub-licensable, exclusive right to use, reproduce, modify, translate, adapt, publish, create derivative works from, distribute, perform, display, and delete such content in other works in any form, media or technology now known or hereafter developed. You represent and warrant that you have all of these rights to grant to us and that no other rights from any third party will be necessary.

Also keep in mind that I may not use every photo submitted for a variety of reasons, whether it be it doesn't fit with the overall motif, or I just couldn't come up with anything to say, or to be blunt; I think the person in the image would disgust the majority of our viewership.